Archive for month: July, 2011

Collie ownership skill number one: don’t panic

25 July, 2011 (11:01) | All articles | By: Stuart Fraser

 In a world gone mad, I thought this week we’d chat about one of the few remaining things that helps me keep a grip on some semblance of sanity: collie dogs. I love collie dogs. They’re clever and attractive. They make their owners look good by sitting, staying and coming to call almost as soon […]

Cowering behind the bike sheds

18 July, 2011 (10:24) | All articles | By: Stuart Fraser

Paying attention at the back, there? Yes, you, Jimmy the Stick. Now listen: did any of you – any of you at all – notice the bit in the middle in last week’s column, between the two gags about my drug-fuelled sex orgy with Pippa Middleton, Eric Pickles, a small goat and the Archbishop of […]

Me, Pippa, the goat and the Archbishop

11 July, 2011 (10:35) | All articles | By: Stuart Fraser

Sorry I’m late posting this week’s column: I’ve been enjoying a drug-fuelled sex romp with Eric Pickles, Pippa Middleton, a small goat and the Archbishop of Canterbury. You see, if you fancy a drug-fuelled sex romp with celebrities, or indeed small animals, now’s the time. No News of the World to expose you, them or […]

How poor is poor?

4 July, 2011 (09:48) | All articles | By: Stuart Fraser

In my day, of course, poverty meant walking eight miles there and back from workhouse to school on bleeding feet; at both ends of the journey we were beaten black and blue by Harry Secombe in a silly costume. God knows how he got there so fast. All we had to play with was a […]