Archive for month: December, 2015

One-inch foreheads

28 December, 2015 (19:12) | All articles | By: Stuart Fraser

And the hard of brain struggle, once more, to knit their one-inch foreheads tight in thought. Some remove their knuckles from where they scrape against the ground and try to count to a figure larger than 1-2-lots. The brighter amongst them stare at their morning newspaper, which is either the Telegraph, the Mail, the Express, […]

A black dog isn’t just for Christmas…

21 December, 2015 (21:22) | All articles | By: Stuart Fraser

CONSIDERING that these days, when I sweat, beads of pure 100% hate speckle my brow, it seems remarkable to me that I have thus far survived Christmas. It has been close. Last week, the black dog was upon me and therefore you have had to manage without me, you poor saps. I find I am […]

Vote Trump!

10 December, 2015 (21:49) | All articles | By: Stuart Fraser

I rather hope Donald Trump is elected President of the United States of America. I think the redneck bigot crazies who have their hands wrapped tightly round the throat of the nation need bringing home to them once and for all the utter disgust and contempt the rest of the world feels for their brand […]

Taking your time

1 December, 2015 (00:53) | All articles | By: Stuart Fraser

SORRY I’m a bit late. Been delayed a lot today. First of all I wanted to read all the tributes to the brilliant skills and towering intellect of the now-resigned Tory co-chairman Grant Shapps. That took about 0.2 seconds this morning. Seriously. Have you ever come across such a deafening silence? Has there ever been […]